Thursday, May 6, 2010
welcome to the tenderloin!
worst possible apartment showing:
before showing a vacant 2-bedroom apartment to two prospective tenants today, i had to kick a drunk and beligerent homeless dude off the doorstep. there is only 1 step at the bottom of the gate, so the gate hits anyone sitting on the step when it opens. not a good place to sit.
the apartment hunters were patiently waiting a little ways from the gate.
me (to bum, as i opened the gate): "look, every time i see you here, i HAVE to ask you to leave. please LEAVE NOW. get lost."
bum: "nah, don't worry- its cool." (implying that its ok for us to hit him with the gate and step over him to get into the building. its not cool.)
me: "dude. LEAVE."
woman bum standing with him: "i'm not a dude!"
me: "i know. i wasn't talking to you, since you aren't blocking the doorway. HE needs to go." (she understood, apologized and tried to get him up.)
bum: "YOU CA'T FUCKCING TEL MEE WHAT TO DO!!!"
me: "i tell you what to do every day. i'll tell you again tomorrow. see ya!"
prospective tenants: "well, what a great way to start the tour!"
me: "welcome to the tenderloin!"
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