Monday, December 13, 2010

brutal honesty

customer: "hi. i need a bike." (after being on cell phone in the shop for a few minutes. a big no no. fortunately, i turned on the cell phone jamming device.)

me: "ok." (looking at clock- its 12 minutes before closing time.)

customer: "i know you guys are about to close. what do you recommend?"

me: "i recommend not buying a bike in 12 minutes."