Saturday, August 20, 2011

a skateboard as a weapon



a sketchy 21-yr old dude stole my skateboard today while i was enjoying lunch at whizburger. grab-n-run. i chased, he dropped the board, i retrieved it and cornered him, as a DPT bike metermaid called 911. as i waited for the cops, i had the skateboard over my shoulder, ready to smack him across the forehead if he tried anything stupid. he got arrested, but i'm probably not going to pursue it further, as i'd have to go to civil court to make the misdemeanor stick. not worth it to me. fucking bullshit system. ruined my day. he fucked with the wrong dude.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Jack of All Trades




I was painting over some graffiti on the exterior of my building today, when a resident walked by and said, "You're a Jack of All Trades!"

I replied, "Its easy stuff."

That got me thinking. . . I could also overhaul your bike blindfolded, AND you probably don't know that I also have a law degree. FML