my resolution is to be more open minded and down for whatever. i've turned into a grouch lately, it comes with age i suppose. i'm so set in my ways that i shoot down anything that is outside of my normal routine. thats lame. i'm working on it. . .
here's some dialogue excerpts from my night:
1. (at a party)
alex: "what do you think about that girl with the cardigan, she seems very nice. . . "
ken: "yeah, but she's a fag hag."
alex: "true, she did come in with 2 or 3 gay dudes."
(girl twitches and rubs her nose)
ken and alex, simul-fucking-taneously: "oh shit? COCAINE problem!"
2. (by the bacon dog cart)
vanessa: "mmmmm bacon-wrapped hot dogs!"
rando short dude: (that is trying to strike up conversation with vanessa) "they are so good, have you ever had one before?"
ken and vanessa: "fuck yes!"
dude: "i dunno if they're real though, they might be imitators. . ."
ken: "dude, they've got a cart, some hot dogs, and bacon. . . what more do you need?"
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