Wednesday, October 28, 2009

rule #1: never talk about ex gf's on a date

"whatcha doin for halloween?"

"my friend clare is having a zombie themed halloween party, you should come!"

"have i met this friend?"

"no, i don't think so."

"are you sure? i think i met her."

"i dunno. she's actually my ex girlfriend."

"what?! hmmmm. i thought your ex lived in another state or something. . ."

"no. . . .thats my other ex, melissa . . . ."

FML x 2

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